(via exeptionally-ordinary)
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
(via buh-buh-buh-bacon)
“why dont you listen to today’s musi-“
“that song is old why do you listen to-“
“isn’t the lead singer dea-“
“only old people listen to th-“
“niki minaj is bett-“
“they are old now how can you find them attrac-“
(Source: taylorroger, via sleepin-on-the-sidewalk)
I have cancer
“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”
it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song
I’ve been listening for three minutes now and it’s only halfway done? This is fantastic
(Source: good-little-homestuck, via astudyinrenee)
(Source: south-park-gifs, via cumberpegg)
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
(via buh-buh-buh-bacon)
Queens, NY (1969)
RIGHT. I USED TO WATCH FUTURAMA AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY ANY ONE GIVES A SHIT IF SETH VOICES HIS FUCKING DEAD DOG….
I am so confused you guys, people be hating on our fandom while their crying over a dogs voice :/
here u go angry ppl. I found a thing on da internetz just fur u. So u don’t like Seth MacFarlane, huh?
